Name: Connor Geer
Age: almost 6 months
Height: 2 feet 4 inches
Weight: about 18 pounds
Sign: Virgo
Turnons: Warm formula, long walks in the stroller, tender young green beans, dry diapers.
Turnoffs: Pooey diapers, peaches, not getting someone's complete attention.
Hobbies: Laughing, going backwards in my walker, chewing on my hand, forcing adults to obey my every whim.